................then I'll give you the bill for you Beagle's one-day stay - £334!
I'm in the wrong job! Thank The Lord (or rather the AA) for insurance.
And whilst my companion was away getting better, I spent an hour plodging in WHBP in the tundra-like area to the immediate west of the fire station, which yielded a dozen or so Common Snipe and a Jack - whoopee! And a fox too.
An hour at Arcot produced nothing special, but on the roundabout at the east end of the lane was a superb LBBG.